1. the-pink-mist:

    12gauge-ghost:

    the-pink-mist:

    When I watch this, I move my head around with mouth wide open trying to catch the brass.

    Hot brass is not fun brass

    Hot brass is best brass

    (Source: relentless-soul)

    (Source: gameraboy, via payforthisinblood)

  2. nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

    gr4y-cl0uds:

    itsflooo:

    nateriot:

    Obama on gay adoption 

    You the man

    fucking beautiful

    image

    yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

    I feel proud to have met him

    (Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via cuntterparts)

  3. ruinedchildhood:

    Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded

    Me: ok…

    Mom: *comes home early*

    Me:image

    (via exploitationtrashcinema)

  4. what-the-hells-going-on:

    ho-ho-holy-shit-its-christmas:

    what-the-hells-going-on:

    what-the-hells-going-on:

    what-the-hells-going-on:

    what-the-hells-going-on:

    what-the-hells-going-on:

    I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO

    I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES

    IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME

    IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES

    I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS

    your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.

    STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED

    (via exploitationtrashcinema)

    megfo:

    who the fuck drives while texting? good. im glad he smashed that fucking phone.

    (Source: trendingly, via exploitationtrashcinema)

    iamelska:

    tectarchi:

    unfriendlybambi:

    f-emasculata:

    REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

    1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
    2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
    3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
    4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
    5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
    6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

    Aww!!!

    I’ve always been told they were scary and hostile and carried diseases. I’m so glad to know this now!

    I nursed an orphaned one when I was younger. They’re sweethearts.

    Is that why when I came face to face with one it immediately jumped on me and bit me repeatedly?
    Oh yes
    Gentle fucking creatures indeed

    (Source: micromys, via exploitationtrashcinema)

    letmetastethin:

    dainty—bones:

    luxxcola:

    klacier:

    zaeuo:

    IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

    I think this will be one of my favourite comics from now on. 

    the dream

    This is the best thing ever

    (Source: viekastv, via exploitationtrashcinema)

  5. "The mouth should have three gatekeepers. Is it true? Is it kind? And is it necessary?"

    Arab proverb (via drpepper10)

    (Source: coalture-shock, via vorpalsuicide)

  6. dutchster:

    when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

    image

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